Post #99

So the poetry gala was on Friday night. Lots of fun. I got to hear some great poetry. My two friends Joe McHugh and Indiana's Poet Champion Joe Betz both placed second and third, respectively. Props to them. Some guy who I've never met that had this fancy voice won. He read a poem about a pocket watch. I honestly didn't pay any attention to the poem. I just listened to his voice.

There's this asshole I was playing Halo with yesterday that made that stupid "(Insert nonsensical event happening) makes Baby Jesus cry." I've never understood this statement. I don't think an infant Jesus would cry because something CRAZY happened. He's probably crying because he's a fucking baby and he's sitting in shit or something. Or he's hungry.