from a vending machine. When I ripped
open the flap, the inside read:
Do not eat if seal is broken.
I licked frosting of a zebras stomach
and chewed through a giraffe's neck
so he wouldn't feel awkward at parties.
Me and two apes talked
about grooming techniques.
I found the seal, broken in half
near the bottom.
His flippers rested on his severed torso.
I probably broke him in half
when I threw the box onto the
conveyer belt in a hurry.
Google was no help
in giving me tips to save him.
My first three hits were
the British musician.
I clicked on his homepage
and he sang "Don't Cry"
but I couldn't help myself.
The seal was broken
and I felt sick to my stomach.
2 comments:
i like this. especially since i have the image of Seal in animal cracker form.
Yeah, this was either going to be a poem about Seal or Trent Reznor. Seal is cooler.
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