You might be a Dubber if....

Saw this on the VWVortex. As a hardcore Dubber, thought some of these were pretty damn funny.

You Might Be a Dubber If...

• you have an abundance of zip ties and duct tape in your tool box
• you have more than 1 VW because you like them that much and just in case one doesn't start, you can try another one
• when you can hear the sound of a VR6 from a mile away
• you go out of your way to park next to another modded Volkswagen or Audi
• you'd rather listen to the engine hit five grand instead of the radio
• the VWVortex is set as your homepage
• you slow down to see the reflextion of yourself driving your VW
• a stock Rabbit or Fox makes you scream like a woman
• if you talk so much about your car at work that fellow co-workers are now concerned about the state of your car
• in an MKIII, only you can put the car in reverse or open the hatch (that's me!)
• you can tell the differences between any OBD-I or OBD-II by its physical characteristics
• if everytime you shift into 5th the gearshift wacks your girlfriend, and then you get yelled at for hitting her

HA! God I love Volkswagens <3