Sunday, March 30, 2008

Busy week.

My back's been bothering me for two or three days. So I remedied it with softball today. It's kind of embarrassing how out of shape I am right now. Hopefully I can keep working out since it's getting warmer and ride my bike to class again.

Louisville lost yesterday. There was some bad officiating, but they still had quite a few opportunities to jump ahead of North Carolina. Oh well, this team is looking stacked for the future. Samadro Samuel, Kyle Kuric, Melquan Bolding and Jared Swopeshire are all committed. Not to mention, they still have a chance at landing Scotty Hopson and Edgar Sosa and Earl Clark are returning. I'm definitely excited about next year's squad.

Oh, come to the Ball State Poetry Gala on Friday. I'm going to be reading some of my poetry, as well as my friends Dan Bailey, Matthew Trisler, Joe Betz, Katie Kowlaski, Joe McHugh and Kendra Thomas will also be performing. Show up, please.

Friday, March 28, 2008

Suck my bubbles.

So yesterday was awesome. Why?

  • Louisville obliterated Tennessee. Elite Eight, bitch. Now we're 5-0 against the Vols under Rick Patino. Bring on the Tar Heels.
  • Watched The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford. Great acting and cinematography. It was a bit too long, though.
  • Brianne and I got to cuddle.
  • Turned in a huge paper for Non-Fiction 2. Thank God.
  • Got to go to the Herot after that ridiculous rehearsal thing for ENG 409 in downtown Muncie. Drinking frosty beer + the best English majors ever = perfect.
And now... today is awesome because:

  • I just farted
  • The poetry gala is next Friday, and I'm pumped. There's gonna be some great poetry.
  • I'm at work, and Abdalla (remember, he's from Egypt, this is verbatim) just said: "I don't know why he keep this movie for so long. It's about a man with AIDS. It's scary."

Just think, only a few more months of this. Awwww.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Thoughts n' shit.

I'm in ENG 409 and I'm bored. Dan and Joe are both drunk. It's funny, I think Dan was peeing on the ground in the bathroom.

Oh, the poem I recently posted was accepted to appear in the third volume of The Posit online literary magazine. I'm pretty excited. My writing portfolio is picking up fast.

I really have to piss. 

I graduate July 19th. Fuck yes. I hope I can buy new new Rabbit or Jetta.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Half-way around the world is right where I am

I like to lay in bed with my Cleveland Browns sheets
pulled up beneath my nose. After the light in the hall goes away,
I fix my sagging eyes on a crease that goes across my ceiling,
and imagine kids I’ll never meet. I think about what the phrase
“Half way around the world,” means, because to a kid in Poland
or Botswana, I’m half way around the world.

They probably have names I can’t pronounce. Their walls
might be a simple color or maybe they don’t have walls.
Some kids might go to bed hungry, a few undercooked lentils
and the heel of loaf of old bread swim around in their stomach.
Kids with ghosts for parents, kids who see
a sky filled with black and clouds shaped
like the unhinged jaws of a devil.

We hear different sounds. Some kids have never heard the blades
of a helicopter cut the air in half or train tracks bow
under the weight of a boxcar carrying cattle to be killed
behind barn doors and I’ve never heard a wild animal die.
I bet their friends like playing soccer
barefoot during the fall, so wet leaves stick to their feet,
and they drink glass bottles of cola because the glass
makes it taste better. A girl might fall asleep
to the sound of a fish tank filter humming. And
a Portuguese boy lets his cat rest on his chest
and they both rise and sink at the same time. Ones
heart doesn’t beat louder than the other.

I’d like to dream about us spending a day together.
We could pitch a canvas tent
in the vacant lot behind my house. From the sidewalk
you can smell a can of tomato soup cooking on a hot plate.
A boy from the Ukraine would sing
songs about his past while everyone else pokes
their heads out the fold in the tent
and feel the breeze blow against our faces,
filling a green windsock up with nothing.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

MLB 2008 Season Preview

Tuesday needs to get here! Opening Night!

This year’s top story lines:

The AL isn’t even fair: And that’s an understatement. Every team outside of Kansas City and Texas (yes… I honestly think the Rays could win 80 games) have a shot at getting into the playoffs. Teams like Detroit, Chicago Seattle and Los Angeles all went out into the offseason shooting to improve. If you walked up to me and said that an 85-win team from the AL West doesn’t get into the playoffs, I would agree 100 percent. Hopefully with the huge drop-off in New York, they Yankoffs will finally miss the post season. Here’s to hoping. I’d love to see Seattle battle Boston’s pitching in October.

Johan Santana’s first tour in the NL: One of the three best pitchers in baseball going to a league that never sees him toss. Lock him up for a Triple Crown and the Cy Young, right? Not so fast… While I do believe Johan is going to impress the collective brass, it doesn’t come without warning. First off, the Mets offense isn’t as great as everyone thinks it is. You can pretty much pencil in Alou, Beltran and Delgado to all get hurt for a decent amount of time sometime during the season. Second, the NL has some potent offensive forces. Chicago, Colorado and Arizona should all score. Maybe pencil the Dodgers in there, too. Another interesting stat to note is that Santana’s pitched at least 219 innings in each of the last four years, and he’s never been hurt during his career. Maybe he’s due for some arm troubles. We don’t know. Still, I have to believe that he’s a lock to hover around 20 wins and 250 strikeouts, barring an injury. He’s just that good.

Are Barry and Roger done for good?: I don’t think I’m in the minority when I say, “Please God… Please.” Hopefully baseball officials have identified that the quicker they move on from the Mitchell report, and the embarrassment these two legends have caused the game, the quicker we can move on to restoring some dignity. Anyone who thinks that baseball hasn’t returned right back to where we were in the mid 90s needs to have their head examined. We’re in the toilet right now folks. We need a great year of baseball… and maybe a World Series that goes more than four games. I’m just so tired of hearing about steroids, the players are tired of talking about steroids, and management is tired of trying to reexamine steroids. We just need to move on. The only problem is… Barry can still swing a bat, and if teams could look beyond having a criminal on their team, he could be a valuable asset coming off the bench or DHing every few days.

Anyone for seconds?: Teams looking to fill some holes in their lineups still have a decent crop of unsigned players to sift through. Freddy Garcia, Corey Koskie, Ryan Klesko, Reggie Sanders, Russ Ortiz, Aaron Sele, Sammy Sosa, Jeff Weaver, Bob Wickman and Preston Wilson all remain unsigned. I’d wager that none of these folks are going to turn into All-Stars, but they could all definitely fill in as role players and spot-starters for the right team.

Who’ll be this year’s surprise team?: Raise your hand if you thought Colorado was going to win the NL last year? Shut up, liar. Sure, it makes a lot of sense right now. Look at their roster. Loads of young talent all over the field. Leadership from Clint Hurdle and veteran Todd Helton, and best of all, they got to play with a “nothing to lose” mentality. They won’t have that luxury this year. Now I’m not saying that either of these teams is a lock… but if Toronto’s pitching stays healthy, and all of the Mariner’s new pieces congeal: watch out. Halliday and Burnett should both win 15 games if they pitch in 30 games, and the Mariners have one of the most well-rounded offenses in baseball. Ichiro can swipe bags and hit .330, not to mention his Spiderman skills in centerfield. Beltre, Sexton and Guillen provide pop. Both should make the AL Wild Card very interesting.

Most Valuable Players
National League: Matt Holliday, COL. .329, 34 HR, 128 RBI, 113 R, 219 H, 13 SB
American League: Vladamir Guerrero LAA. .330 35 HR, 125 RBI, 96 R, 200 H, 5 SB

Cy Young Award
National League: Johan Santana NYM. 20-5 2.98 ERA 259 K, 1.04 WHIP
American League: John Lackey LAA. 18-6 3.05 ERA 219 K, 1.18 WHIP

Rookie of the Year
National League: Chase Headley SD. .278 14HR 68 RBIs
American League: Evan Longoria, TB. .282 21 HR, 88 RBIs


Playoff Picture

National League
NL East: New York Mets (92)
NL Central: Chicago Cubs (90)
NL West: San Diego Padres (86)
Wild Card: Colorado Rockies (84)

American League
AL East: Boston Red Sox (95)
AL Central: Detroit Tigers (91)
AL West: Los Angeles Angels (89)
Wild Card: Seattle Mariners (88)

NL Winner: San Diego Padres
AL Winner: Boston Red Sox

World Series Champion: San Diego Padres in six games


Remember, this is my Cubs' 100 year anniversary of their futility. Here's to hoping it ends.

Monday, March 10, 2008

I'm just saying....

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/080310

Reason 14 & 13b are friendly reminders why I hate my sports life.

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Smash Brothers Brawl

Finally. After several delays, countless hours of speculation, and having to sit through watching tons of Japanese footage that was still days away.... Smash Brothers Brawl has finally hit US shores. And what am I doing to celebrate?

I'm working.

Not by choice, mind you. My boss thought it'd be great to make me work, because three other people signed up to work the 10-2 shift on Sunday, and bailed because it's spring break. So I'm stuck here while my copy of the game sits at home, unopened.

Speaking of Spring Break, SHIT, you could've fooled me that it was that time of the year already! There's eight inches of snow on the ground, ice everywhere, and the temperature is buried below freezing. Wow, great way to spend my ten days off from school. That, and working in this damn library when NOBODY is going to come in because they're out of town.

All of the bull shit aside, I'm still not deterred from playing Smash Brothers. On the contrary, I'm even more excited. I knew the reviews were going to be fantastic, but IGN and GameSpot (my two sources for gaming reviews and information) have both popped equally large digital boners, praising the level of depth and polish in this game.

35 characters? Check
Tons of new levels? Check
Level editor? Check
Touched up graphics? Check
ONLINE PLAY? Check
Revamped single-player mode? Check

Sounds like a plan to me. My God, I cannot wait. Meta Knight, here I come.

Sunday, March 2, 2008

10 Long Days

The semester is really coming into a crunch. Everyone hates the middle part of the semester. Tons of shit is due. Tests and papers are virtually due everyday. The weather keeps jumping around. One day it's 25 degrees outside, the next, you're wearing sandals and a t-shirt. Not to mention, I'm inching closer to graduating and starting my "big boy" job. About five months away right now.

That's just really weird to think about. Not being in school anymore. Sure, the window is wide open to return in a year or two for my Master's, and it's essentially a done deal that it's going to happen. Even so, that time without school is going to be awkward. I was talking about it with one of my English buddies. He was like, "It's just going to be weird when you get home from work, and know that your day doesn't need to keep going. With homework and papers and projects, there's always something on the back burner with school. When you work, all you have is your job. That's it."

I dunno... that's both a relief and a curse. It's nice being in college and having something always pushing you to well, do something. I'm guessing having my 9 to 5 job is going to feel like Summer break for a while. Sure, it's nice not having anything to do, outside of your job, but I can sense that three weeks into it, it'll be stale.

Plus, I have twenty grand in debt staring me in the face. Not to mention, I'll be getting a new car over the summer (God willing), maybe a new place to live. Lots of adjusting, and it's strange thinking that it could take months to adapt. I guess I just got so used to college and its mundane schedule that having a total change-up thrown at me is probably gonna' cause me to whiff once or twice.

Oh well, Spring break is next week, which means I have the GRIMEWAR concert on the 7th, Smash Brothers on the 9th, and an entire week to do NOTHING. Hooray?

Friday, February 22, 2008

They finally did something

Thank the Lord! Praise Allah! Using every single second of the trade deadline, the Bulls finally made a roster shake-up. While it might not the the ground-breaking, Earth-shattering promise of a Pau Gasol, Kobe Bryant or Zach Randolph, the Bulls changed things up a bit, injecting a much needed shake-up to their roster.  The three team, twelve-piece (sounds like a meal from KFC) looks like this.

Seattle acquires: G Ira Newble (CLE), F Donyell Marshall (CLE), and F Adrian Griffin (CHI)

Cleveland acquires: C Ben Wallace (CHI),  F Joe Smith (CHI), Chicago's second round pick in 2009, F Wally Szczerbiak (SEA), and G Delonte West (SEA)

Chicago acquires: F Drew Gooden (CLE), G Larry Hughes (CLE), F Cedric Simmons (CLE) and G Shannon Brown)

One really interesting thing to point out is that this trade works, even if only in very minute ways, for all involved parties. Seattle is obviously looking to shed cap numbers by acquiring expiring contracts. Right now, the team is stocking up on draft picks and really freeing up some space to make a splash in the draft and free agent market during the off-season. It may not look like a lot right now, but Seattle is bracing to build a team their team around Kevin Durant, Jeff Green and Chris Wilcox. It'll be interesting to see if they can land one of the big fish, either in the draft or free agency. Expect Seattle to have another top 5 pick.

The Bulls and Cavs were both in the same boat: needing to shake up their roster and add new elements to their teams. LeBron finally has an accurate shooter in Wally that he can rely on. With Daniel Gibson looking to be out for up to six weeks, this was a life-saver, seeing as to this point, LBJ has been carrying Cleveland on his back, even more so than usual. Joe Smith provides some scoring in the frontcourt outside of Zydrunas Ilgauskas. Smith has a solid jumper up to 18 feet, and will provide some solid veteran leadership that their team was obviously lacking last year in the Finals.

Ben Wallace is the biggest question mark for me. As a Bulls fan, I'm glad we got rid of him. His contract was massive, and he obviously wasn't happy in Chicago: it definitely showed in his play. Five points, nine rebounds and less than two blocks a game shows that. Apparently, Cleveland is wanting him to provide a spark off the bench for around 20 minutes a night. I just doing see that happening. Ben Wallace is a starter, but his lack of offense polish would make him useless at the four spot. With the emergence of Anderson Varajao, I just don't see Wallace starting over either him or Big Z. Either way, this gives the Cavs a fresh look. Wallace and Smith are going to provide some veteran leadership, and some toughness in their front court. Wally S. should finally give LeBron another shooter to look for, but with the injury to Daniel Gibson, he might need to make a larger contribution. Although, Delonte West could step in and fill his role. Not to mention, the second-round pick could be an asset in future deals.

The Bulls trade is ultimately filled with more questions, but was probably the most crucial out of the three teams. I honestly think the Cavs settled for a second-rate deal, because they ultimately wanted a point guard (Mike Bibby or Jason Kidd, anyone?) I just think they were scared at the high price that the Kings and Nets, respectively, were asking for their prized guards. However, looking at the trade they made with Seattle and Chicago, was the price they paid just as high?

Granted, Drew Gooden and Larry Hughes both cause a few concerns. As a Bulls fan, I'm not to thrilled about Hughes' contract, especially when you look at his performance so far during his years in Cleveland. He's disappeared in the playoffs, and goes on streaks where he just flat-out doesn't play. The same can be said for Gooden, but not in the same severity. Gooden is a young power forward who has the occasional brain fart on both ends of the court.

Those gaffs aside, Hughes and Gooden can prove to be huge in Chicago. The acquisition all but seals that this is Ben Gordon's last season in Chicago. I'm expecting a sign-and-trade deal sometime in around the draft. Now the Bulls have a huge clog in their backcourt: Sefolosha, Hinrich, Gordon, Hughes, Duhon, and newcomer Shannon Brown will all be lobbying for playing time. 

Both Gooden and Hughes bring new elements to the Windy City. Hughes FINALLY provides some size to the guard position (another reason why I think the undersized Ben Gordon will have a new home next year). He's a slasher who's going to have a lot more room to move around in Chicago's offense. Oh yeah, he's a much better defensive player, too. If he stays healthy, he could provide a nice scoring punch with Luol Deng and Kirk Hinrich: all three should average above fifteen points per contest. Gooden is seven years younger than Ben Wallace. While he might not be as formidable on defense as Big Ben, Gooden is much more polish offensively, and can still pull down nine or ten boards a night. 

What I love most about Wallace and Smith leaving is that this frees up a lot more playing time for Tyrus Thomas and Joakim Noah. They should each get at least twenty-five minutes a night. A new starting line-up of (I'm guessing) Hinrich, Hughes, Deng, Gooden and Noah is young and extremely exciting. Not to mention, their bench is as deep as ever, although they did take a small hit in front court depth. The energy off the bench from Gordon, Nocioni, Thomas and Sefolosha is crazy. Plus, the big thing: all these guys can score.

This obviously wasn't the blockbuster Chicago had in mind six months ago, but this may have been enough to salvage this season. Let's be honest: outside of Boston and Detroit, nobody is expected to make any noise in the East. This gives the Bulls a huge opportunity to have a solid second half and squeeze into one of the bottom three spots in the playoffs. I also think having these new faces in Chicago is enough to attract a big-time coach when the season is over (paging Jeff Van Gundy or Rick Carlisle). I'm praying to every holy figure imaginable that the Bulls aren't stupid enough to keep Boylan after his interim tag is up. 

In the end, this is still too-little too-late. GM John Paxon was too hardheaded in keeping his glorious "core" of young players: Deng, Hinrich, Gordon and Nocioni, and in doing that, he let three or four potential deals fly right out the window. Deals that, looking back, came with relatively light price tags (especially Gasol's). Oh well, at least our young big guys can play, and Ben Wallace is gone. 

Friday, February 15, 2008

Ah-HA!

So, I write something pseudo-negative about the Bulls and what do they do? They start Tyrus Thomas at center (due to a death in Ben Wallace's family), and they play an extremely solid game against the Heat, winning 99-92. Thomas had 10 points, 12 big rebounds, and 4 blocks. Joe Smith provided his savvy veteran leadership with 19 and 11, and even Thabo got into the mix, pouring in 17 points, 11 rebounds, and four steals. Hinrich, for some reason... is still coming off the bench, and in only 32 minutes, led the Bulls in scoring with 24, shooting over 50% from the field, and snagged 7 boards.

The Bulls played tough defense, were unselfish, and beat the Heat in rebounds, turnovers, and shot 80% from the line as a team. Dare I say.... these look like my Bulls from last year? I'm not gonna' go that far yet, but man, these guys looked sharp. When Deng and Gordon come back, watch out. I honestly think with the impending Jason Kidd trade to the Mavs, the Bulls could leapfrog Atlanta and Philadelphia and make their way into one of the final two spots in the East. Please God, please.

On top of this good fortune, yesterday was Valentine's Day, and Ms. B and I had fun. After my last class, we went and painted mugs and this cool place downtown. Mine looked like it came out of somebody's ass, and hers was much more refined and actually looked like something I'd want future children to look at. We had an unsuccessful run at Best Buy, trying to find the fifth volume of Aqua Teen DVDs and roamed around there for a while, watching jerk-offs pretend they know how to play instruments on Rock Band. After we got home, we busted out one of the jillion unopened DVDs I have (Ed Wood) and gave it a whirl. It's pretty funny to me that a movie made about a guy who was a cross-dressing director with zero talent was actually a good movie. Definitely one of the better Tim Burton films.

Not a bad day yesterday. Plus, today's Friday. HALOOOOOOOOOOOO.